Confession Bear

i actually dont like Doritos Locos Tacos Supreme

i actually dont like Doritos Locos Tacos Supreme  Confession Bear

If a girl starts a sentence with "My friend" not followed by a name I assume it's a dude whose dick has been in or around her mouth.

If a girl starts a sentence with

I had a mental fight with myself About whether to buy a homeless kid a bag of snacks for $2.50

I had a mental fight with myself About whether to buy a homeless kid a bag of snacks for $2.50  Confession Bear

I am so lonely and desperate for face to face interaction I answer the door and talk to the Jehovah's witness folks once a week

I am so lonely and desperate for face to face interaction I answer the door and talk to the Jehovah's witness folks once a week  Confession Bear

I sneezed on a girl's head once And while she thought I was caressing her hair, I was rubbing in a huge ball of snot

I sneezed on a girl's head once And while she thought I was caressing her hair, I was rubbing in a huge ball of snot  Confession Bear

if you have more than 2 bumper stickers i immediately assume you're a jackass

if you have more than 2 bumper stickers i immediately assume you're a jackass  Confession Bear

When I was younger I would pour different shower gels in the tub So that I could slide around on them

When I was younger I would pour different shower gels in the tub So that I could slide around on them  Confession Bear

Anytime someone says something i don't like on my post I get all my friends to downvote his comment and most of his posts

Anytime someone says something i don't like on my post I get all my friends to downvote his comment and most of his posts  Confession Bear

I am genuinely entertained and enjoy reading people's terrible confessions

I am genuinely entertained and enjoy reading  people's terrible confessions  Confession Bear

I want to pretend to be an alcoholic Just so that I can collect the recovery coins from AA

I want to pretend to be an alcoholic Just so that I can collect the recovery coins from AA  Confession Bear
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