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Confession Bear

I always ask for a receipt even though I'll just throw it away Because I don't trust cashiers enough to not steal from me

I always ask for a receipt even though I'll just throw it away Because I don't trust cashiers enough to not steal from me Confession Bear
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I stole this He is actually in love with me and I pretend to not know because I don't love him.

I stole this He is actually in love with me and I pretend to not know because I don't love him. Confession Bear
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If you chew with your mouth open I consider you a lesser human being

If you chew with your mouth open I consider you a lesser human being Confession Bear
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If you allow your child to scream in a store I assume you are a bad parent

If you allow your child to scream in a store I assume you are a bad parent Confession Bear
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I act like I care about your problems But I really don't give a shit

I act like I care about your problems But I really don't give a shit Confession Bear
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I like being fat so I can cuddle myself to sleep

I like being fat so I can cuddle myself to sleep Confession Bear
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I am a girl and I, too, like peeing outside.

I am a girl and I, too, like peeing outside. Confession Bear
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I can't eat when there are obese people around because looking at them makes me nauseous

I can't eat when there are obese people around because looking at them makes me nauseous Confession Bear
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I'm a nice guy to everyone I interact with Because I like having the reputation of a nice guy, not because I care.

I'm a nice guy to everyone I interact with Because I like having the reputation of a nice guy, not because I care. Confession Bear
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I had learned that someone who lived up my street stole and tortured other peoples pet's to fuel his sick fetish. My friends and I got together and beat the shit out of him in the middle of the street, with baseball bats and our bare hands, people cheared

I had learned that someone who lived up my street stole and tortured other peoples pet's to fuel his sick fetish. My friends and I got together and beat the shit out of him in the middle of the street, with baseball bats and our bare hands, people cheared Confession Bear
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