Confession Bear

Sometimes I walk all the way across campus to use a particularly awesome bathroom and then I don't use it if someone is in there.

Sometimes I walk all the way across campus to use a particularly awesome bathroom and then I don't use it if someone is in there.  Confession Bear

It really is too bad Suspect #2 is attractive

It really is too bad Suspect #2 is attractive  Confession Bear

We think you are fucking childlish idiots.

 We think you are fucking childlish idiots.  Confession Bear

I am happily married to my husband but I am more attracted to women and wish I could explore lesbianism without cheating on him.

I am happily married to my husband but I am more attracted to women and wish I could explore lesbianism without cheating on him.  Confession Bear

I get black out drunk every night to pass out instead of relive the nightmares of being molested and seeing my molester on fire

I get black out drunk every night to pass out instead of relive the nightmares of being molested and seeing my molester on fire  Confession Bear

I farted in the Sistene Chapel and made my wife gag I blamed it on a group of Japanese tourists

I farted in the Sistene Chapel and made my wife gag I blamed it on a group of Japanese tourists  Confession Bear

I always cook for my wife's family when they come over Because I cannot stand her entire family and would rather be in the kitchen

I always cook for my wife's family when they come over Because I cannot stand her entire family and would rather be in the kitchen  Confession Bear

When my friends tell me their boyfriends are pissing them off I kinda hope they break up so I'm no longer the only single one

When my friends tell me their boyfriends are pissing them off I kinda hope they break up so I'm no longer the only single one  Confession Bear

When I tell a girl I'm not looking for a relationship It really means I just don't want one with her

When I tell a girl I'm not looking for a relationship It really means I just don't want one with her  Confession Bear

Guy who sits next to me in class stole my calculator on the first day and won't admit it So I fucked up all it's calculation settings and now he's about to fail

Guy who sits next to me in class stole my calculator on the first day and won't admit it So I fucked up all it's calculation settings and now he's about to fail  Confession Bear
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