Confession Bear

I HAVEN'T SEEN THE SCROTUM TICK BUT I WANT TO

I HAVEN'T SEEN THE SCROTUM TICK BUT I WANT TO  Confession Bear

I once bought an Energy Armor bracelet

I once bought an Energy Armor bracelet  Confession Bear

I'm a pizza cook I make all my pizzas with healthy ingredients

I'm a pizza cook I make all my pizzas with healthy ingredients  Confession Bear

I don't like rice dumplings.

 I don't like rice dumplings.  Confession Bear

I TOLD MY FRIEND I LIKED HER THEN GUILTED HER WITH OUR FRIENDSHIP SO SHE WOULDNT STOP TALKING TO ME

I TOLD MY FRIEND I LIKED HER THEN GUILTED HER WITH OUR FRIENDSHIP SO SHE WOULDNT STOP TALKING TO ME  Confession Bear

I don't support the NSA collecting data because I can't stand reddit's slacktivism and unfunny jokes about it.

I don't support the NSA collecting data because I can't stand reddit's slacktivism and unfunny jokes about it.   Confession Bear

I want to join the NSA So I can read my friends emails

I want to join the NSA So I can read my friends emails  Confession Bear

I HAVE A DOG-WHISTLE APP ON MY iPHONE SOMETIMES, AT THE DOG PARK, I START PLAYING IT AND CHUCKLE AT THE BEWILDERED DOG OWNERS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THEIR DOGS ARE GOING APE-SHIT

I HAVE A DOG-WHISTLE APP ON MY iPHONE SOMETIMES, AT THE DOG PARK, I START PLAYING IT AND CHUCKLE AT THE BEWILDERED DOG OWNERS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THEIR DOGS ARE GOING APE-SHIT  Confession Bear

When ever a girl asks how many girls I've slept with I tell them half of the real amount so I have a bigger chance to sleep with them

When ever a girl asks how many girls I've slept with I tell them half of the real amount so I have a bigger chance to sleep with them  Confession Bear

I check r/shitredditsays every day so that I know what to upvote

I check r/shitredditsays every day so that I know what to upvote  Confession Bear
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