Confession Bear

Since learning redditors pee in the shower, I've started doing it too. . . at the gym

Since learning redditors pee in the shower, I've started doing it too. . .  at the gym  Confession Bear

I leave stuffed animals in my car Cuz I believe they'll have fun by themselves like Toy Story

I leave stuffed animals in my car Cuz I believe they'll have fun by themselves like Toy Story  Confession Bear

I wish a girl would smile at me The same way they do in R/girls_smiling

I wish a girl would smile at me The same way they do in R/girls_smiling  Confession Bear

I'M TOO LAZY TO EVER GO PAST THE FIRST PAGE

I'M TOO LAZY TO EVER GO PAST THE FIRST PAGE  Confession Bear

I really want to fish for compliments on this meme like everyone else is But I don't have anything interesting enough to brag about

I really want to fish for compliments on this meme like everyone else is But I don't have anything interesting enough to brag about  Confession Bear

When we visited my uncle, my mother paid him some money to help cover the costs of our visit. He gave the money back to me secretly. I didn't know what to do with it, so when we got home, I put it in my mom's secret money stash.

When we visited my uncle, my mother paid him some money to help cover the costs of our visit.  He gave the money back to me secretly. I didn't know what to do with it, so when we got home, I put it  in my mom's secret money stash.   Confession Bear

When someone misuses the word seen, such as "I seen that happen" I automatically assume they're ignorant white trash and discount what they have to say.

When someone misuses the word seen, such as

I asked a guy out, he said yes now I want him to dump me

I asked a guy out, he said yes now I want him to dump me  Confession Bear

I'd do Sheltering Suburban Mom

I'd do Sheltering Suburban Mom  Confession Bear

I use my dog as a napkin

I use my dog as a napkin  Confession Bear
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