Confession Bear

I was hungover from St. Patty's day so I let my class watch a movie

I was hungover from St. Patty's day so I let my class watch a movie   Confession Bear

Sometimes when I fart it goes up my vagina It's more action than I've got in months

Sometimes when I fart it goes up my vagina It's more action than I've got in months  Confession Bear

I was robbed at gunpoint tonight at my friend's house and I haven't reported it to the police because drugs were stolen from the house.

I was robbed at gunpoint tonight at my friend's house and I haven't reported it to the police because drugs were stolen from the house.  Confession Bear

I didn't masterbate until I was 18 I just had sex with objects in my house

I didn't masterbate until I was 18 I just had sex with objects in my house  Confession Bear

I submitted this while taking a shit

I submitted this while taking a shit  Confession Bear

Ocarina of time Isn't my favorite Zelda game

Ocarina of time Isn't my favorite Zelda game  Confession Bear

I think the abused animal commercials Are more sad Than the ones about children in need.

I think the abused animal commercials  Are more sad Than the ones about children in need.  Confession Bear

coworkers some times question how much i really work so periodically I disable the office wi-fi off just so they have to ask me to fix it

coworkers some times question how much i really work so periodically I disable the office wi-fi off just so they have to ask me to fix it  Confession Bear

I play all games on easy Because I hate losing, dying and starting over

I play all games on easy Because I hate losing, dying and starting over  Confession Bear

I think sexist, racist and homophobic jokes are hilarious

I think sexist, racist and homophobic jokes  are hilarious  Confession Bear
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