Confession Bear

I think some women looked prettier and healthier before they lost weight.

I think some women looked prettier and healthier before they lost weight.  Confession Bear

When a restaurants bathroom is dirty I shit in the trash can.

When a restaurants bathroom is dirty I shit in the trash can.  Confession Bear

People stop to thank me for my service and defending the country All I did was fix computers and network equipment

People stop to thank me for my service and defending the country All I did was fix computers and network equipment  Confession Bear

I put my son's basketball hoop 9 inches lower into the ground So he thinks I can dunk

I put my son's basketball hoop 9 inches lower into the ground So he thinks I can dunk  Confession Bear

I love to eat meat but I fucking hate the smell and taste of bacon

I love to eat meat but I fucking hate the smell and taste of bacon  Confession Bear

My GF gets jealous when I masturbate She hasn't noticed my favorite stars look like my exes

My GF gets jealous when I masturbate She hasn't noticed my favorite stars look like my exes  Confession Bear

I usually wash my hands after I use the bathroom at work But when I don't, I still run the sink and activate the hand dryer so people outside think I do.

I usually wash my hands after I use the bathroom at work But when I don't, I still run the sink and activate the hand dryer so people outside think I do.  Confession Bear

I shave my balls with my roommates razor.

I shave my balls with my roommates razor.  Confession Bear

An infertile couple I know is soliciting money to help pay for adoption I think this is wrong and that they shouldn't rely on others to pay for this, but I can't say anything out of fear of backlash from our friends. They also solicited funds to pay for a

An infertile couple I know is soliciting money to help pay for adoption I think this is wrong and that they shouldn't rely on others to pay for this, but I can't say anything out of fear of backlash from our friends. They also solicited funds to pay for a  Confession Bear

I would never confess anything As serious as the stuff you guys do

I would never confess anything As serious as the stuff you guys do  Confession Bear
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