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I ignore my best friend's calls/texts so he HAS to talk to his gf about his problems

I ignore my best friend's calls/texts so he HAS to talk to his gf about his problems Confession Bear
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I told everyone I was discharged from the Army because of a medical issue with my arm. I actually got discharged for depression & anxiety with suicidal thoughts before deployment because my girlfriend left me and immediately started dating someone else.

I told everyone I was discharged from the Army because of a medical issue with my arm. I actually got discharged for depression & anxiety with suicidal thoughts before deployment because my girlfriend left me and immediately started dating someone else. Confession Bear
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My housemate kept using my shampoo So I pissed in it and started using another one that I keep in my bedroom

My housemate kept using my shampoo So I pissed in it and started using another one that I keep in my bedroom Confession Bear
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My friend's brother was killed in a drug deal gone bad I think his family is better off without him

My friend's brother was killed in a drug deal gone bad I think his family is better off without him Confession Bear
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Whenever I'm shopping for a new phone I always make sure to tell all the black people I know Because I know they can find me a stolen one for a good price

Whenever I'm shopping for a new phone I always make sure to tell all the black people I know Because I know they can find me a stolen one for a good price Confession Bear
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People always say my sneezes are cute and feminine I'm usually just holding in a fart

People always say my sneezes are cute and feminine I'm usually just holding in a fart Confession Bear
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I get jealous of disabled people Who meet and talk with celebrities and sports stars

I get jealous of disabled people Who meet and talk with celebrities and sports stars Confession Bear
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I faked a suicide attempt to get people to pay atention to me...

I faked a suicide attempt to get people to pay atention to me... Confession Bear
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Whenever my step mom would frustrate me I would shave my balls and ass with her razor

Whenever my step mom would frustrate me I would shave my balls and ass with her razor Confession Bear
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I told my wife that my time off wasn't approved so i can't go see her family So now i can stay home and have a weekend alone

I told my wife that my time off wasn't approved so i can't go see her family So now i can stay home and have a weekend alone Confession Bear
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