Confession Bear

Hot girl stood me up TWICE So after we finally hung out I stood her up for a double date, like an asshole.

Hot girl stood me up TWICE So after we finally hung out I stood her up for a double date, like an asshole.  Confession Bear

I can make all these different voices because I hate my own voice so much that anything else sounds better by comparison.

I can make all these different voices because I hate my own voice so much that anything else sounds better by comparison.  Confession Bear

As a curious man I once stuck my finger up my ass. It wasn't half bad

As a curious man I once stuck my finger up my ass. It wasn't half bad  Confession Bear

I Thought Natalie Portman, Keira Knightley and Ema Watson WERE THE SAME PERSON

I Thought Natalie Portman, Keira Knightley and Ema Watson WERE THE SAME PERSON  Confession Bear

I have been in college for four years and have no close friends Now as I am about to graduate I feel incredibly lonely

I have been in college for four years and have no close friends Now as I am about to graduate I feel incredibly lonely  Confession Bear

I slept literally The whole winter

I slept  literally The whole winter  Confession Bear

I stole the engagement ring my mother had with her ex-husband. She's back together with him, but I'm still trying to sell it because of how scared I am of how dirt poor my husband and I are.

I stole the engagement ring my mother had with her ex-husband. She's back together with him, but I'm still trying to sell it because of how scared I am of how dirt poor my husband and I are.  Confession Bear

I slept with my boss three weeks after I was hired

I slept with my boss three weeks after I was hired  Confession Bear

I understand wanting to have your parents at the wedding but I personally hope my wedding day is not the "most important day of my life"

I understand wanting to have your parents at the wedding but I personally hope my wedding day is not the

A mustang honked and flipped me off becuase it took him a few minutes to pass me. When he did I took the lid off my chew spitter and threw it through his window into his car.

A mustang honked and flipped me off becuase it took him a few minutes to pass me. When he did I took the lid off my chew spitter and threw it through his window into his car.  Confession Bear
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