Confession Bear

I use my "influence" on reddit and a few other sites to get traffic to a cute college students youtube vids. As a thank you she masturbates for me on skype and mails me her used panties.

I use my

I pee in the water next to the sump pump in my basement All the time.

I pee in the water next to the sump pump in my basement All the time.  Confession Bear

I run a keylogger when ever my rommmate asks to use my computer So I can see what she says to her friends about me

I run a keylogger when ever my rommmate asks to use my computer So I can see what she says to her friends about me  Confession Bear

If you wear a bass pro shop hat I automatically assume that you're a douchebag hockey goon that doesn't even fish

If you wear a bass pro shop hat I automatically assume that you're a douchebag hockey goon that doesn't even fish  Confession Bear

If there's more than half a pot of coffee left and it's still hot... I just change the made time on the label

If there's more than half a pot of coffee left and it's still hot... I just change the made time on the label  Confession Bear

I go to school after hours to poop and masturbate

I go to school after hours to poop and masturbate  Confession Bear

i ejaculated onto a 1 dollar bill then watched a stranger pick it up off the street

i ejaculated onto a 1 dollar bill then watched a stranger pick it up off the street  Confession Bear

I think Francine from American Dad is incredibly sexy I fap to a cartoon character.

I think Francine from American Dad is incredibly sexy I fap to a cartoon character.  Confession Bear

I'm too insecure about my small penis to make a Fry meme about it

I'm too insecure about my small penis to make a Fry meme about it  Confession Bear

I've been reading Dethklok as dethlok.

I've been reading Dethklok as dethlok.  Confession Bear
Like us for More!