Confession Bear

I was attemptedly raped on a street corner near my apartment, and out of self defense I fought back and knocked the attacker unconscious. I then proceeded to shove my fist into his asshole and ran home.

I was attemptedly raped on a street corner near my apartment, and out of self defense I fought back and knocked the attacker unconscious. I then proceeded to shove my fist into his asshole and ran home.  Confession Bear

The only reason I want to lose weight is because I want to be on the same level as all of the rich skinny kids at my school

The only reason I want to lose weight is because I want to be on the same level as all of the rich skinny kids at my school  Confession Bear

I have always thought that Amanda Bynes was obnoxious

I have always thought that Amanda Bynes was obnoxious  Confession Bear

I watched r/Aww go mad for a little fox cub this morning... ...right before I went out to eradicate a den of foxes on our land.

I watched r/Aww go mad for a little fox cub this morning... ...right before I went out to eradicate a den of foxes on our land.  Confession Bear

I GOT TRANQUILIZED ONCE AND HAD TO BE SAVED BY A HUMAN BEFORE I DROWNED

I GOT TRANQUILIZED ONCE AND HAD TO BE SAVED BY A HUMAN BEFORE I DROWNED  Confession Bear

I don't hang out with obese female friends in public because I'm shallow

I don't hang out with obese female friends in public because I'm shallow  Confession Bear

IM MORE EXCITED ABOUT SEEING MY DOG THAN MY FAMILY

IM MORE EXCITED ABOUT SEEING MY DOG THAN MY FAMILY  Confession Bear

Watched a guy treat his bartender like shit then leave without tipping So I added $44 to his credit card receipt after he walked away

Watched a guy treat his bartender like shit then leave without tipping So I added $44 to his credit card receipt after he walked away  Confession Bear

I hate Starcraft, League of Legends, Mario, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Community, US politics, and adult dogs. I down vote all related posts without looking at them.

I hate Starcraft, League of Legends, Mario, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Community, US politics, and adult dogs. I down vote all related posts without looking at them.  Confession Bear

I paid the extra money for the HD version of the Simpsons movie on Amazon Prime Because I'm a moron

I paid the extra money for the HD version of the Simpsons movie on Amazon Prime  Because I'm a moron  Confession Bear
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