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While walking back to my car during the holidays I take my keys out when I get close to a car that isn't mine Just to crush people's hope

While walking back to my car during the holidays I take my keys out when I get close to a car that isn't mine Just to crush people's hope Confession Bear
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This meme scares me because I realize how many people are border-line psycho

This meme scares me because I realize how many people are border-line psycho Confession Bear
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I pray to God even though I know he doesn't exist Because when things go wrong I can blame him

I pray to God even though I know he doesn't exist Because when things go wrong I can blame him Confession Bear
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I lied about having a 3.0 GPA in order to get a paid internship. I only have a 2.4 GPA. Having terrible grades due to various factors shouldn't bar me or anyone from doing anything. Skills and talent should matter more than grades.

I lied about having a 3.0 GPA in order to get a paid internship. I only have a 2.4 GPA. Having terrible grades due to various factors shouldn't bar me or anyone from doing anything. Skills and talent should matter more than grades. Confession Bear
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My friends and family think I have stress-induced Insomnia because of finals Truth is, I have been taking large doses of study drugs to try and make up for my shitty grades throughout the semester.

My friends and family think I have stress-induced Insomnia because of finals Truth is, I have been taking large doses of study drugs to try and make up for my shitty grades throughout the semester. Confession Bear
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I decided not to eat dinner the other night Because I was too lazy to answer the door when the pizza guy came

I decided not to eat dinner the other night Because I was too lazy to answer the door when the pizza guy came Confession Bear
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My penis is bent at almost 90 degrees I may not physically be able to have sex

My penis is bent at almost 90 degrees I may not physically be able to have sex Confession Bear
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I had sex with my teacher when I was in the 10th grade I didn't need my grade changed I just wanted to see if I could break up a relationship and make him quit his job. I did.

I had sex with my teacher when I was in the 10th grade I didn't need my grade changed I just wanted to see if I could break up a relationship and make him quit his job. I did. Confession Bear
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I change the input selection on the TV in the break room at work Because no one I work with knows how to get the fuzzy screen to go back to real television

I change the input selection on the TV in the break room at work Because no one I work with knows how to get the fuzzy screen to go back to real television Confession Bear
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I tell people I'm right outside when I'm actually 5 minutes away so they have to wait for me instead of me waiting for them

I tell people I'm right outside when I'm actually 5 minutes away so they have to wait for me instead of me waiting for them Confession Bear
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