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I DONT WASH MY HANDS WHEN I PEE BECAUSE MY DICK IS NOT DIRTY AT ALL

I DONT WASH MY HANDS WHEN I PEE BECAUSE MY DICK IS NOT DIRTY AT ALL Confession Bear
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I live in Arizona and refuse to fix the A/C in my car Because then my friends wont ask me to carpool them places

I live in Arizona and refuse to fix the A/C in my car Because then my friends wont ask me to carpool them places Confession Bear
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I check out fmylife.com to feel better about my own life

I check out fmylife.com to feel better about my own life Confession Bear
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I THINK JULIE BOWEN, THE MOM FROM MODERN FAMILY IS BETTER LOOKING THAN SOFIA VERGARA

I THINK JULIE BOWEN, THE MOM FROM MODERN FAMILY IS BETTER LOOKING THAN SOFIA VERGARA Confession Bear
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Sometimes I put money into the vending machines at work and walk away. It's because secretly I watch peoples reactions and judge their character by the response.

Sometimes I put money into the vending machines at work and walk away. It's because secretly I watch peoples reactions and judge their character by the response. Confession Bear
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THE PERSON WHO SHIT IN THE URINAL AND ON THE FLOOR IN THE BOYS BATHROOM LAST WEEK OF SCHOOL WAS ME

THE PERSON WHO SHIT IN THE URINAL AND ON THE FLOOR IN THE BOYS BATHROOM LAST WEEK OF SCHOOL WAS ME Confession Bear
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A guy at my school laughed at me for driving a crappy car So I found where he parked his car and put sugar in his engine.

A guy at my school laughed at me for driving a crappy car So I found where he parked his car and put sugar in his engine. Confession Bear
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Sometimes I park like an asshole Because I suck at parking

Sometimes I park like an asshole Because I suck at parking Confession Bear
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I HAVE A FEDORA

I HAVE A FEDORA Confession Bear
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the thing i hate most about the nsa leak is not that i'm being spied on it's that every time the govt does something bad, i can't go to the post office without the "impeach hitler obama" guy harassing me

the thing i hate most about the nsa leak is not that i'm being spied on it's that every time the govt does something bad, i can't go to the post office without the
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