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During high school I faked having Tourettes so I could get away with shouting "random" sexual comments at the girls I liked.

During high school I faked having Tourettes so I could get away with shouting
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When someone tells me they're a strong willed person I assume you mean stubborn jackass

When someone tells me they're a strong willed person I assume you mean stubborn jackass Confession Bear
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Whenever I see a picture of someone's dead relative on r/pics I scroll to the bottom and upvote the people that bitch about karma whoring

Whenever I see a picture of someone's dead relative on r/pics I scroll to the bottom and upvote the people that bitch about karma whoring Confession Bear
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sometimes I spend 30 mins at a time in the bathroom to get some peace and quiet from my wife and kids

sometimes I spend 30 mins at a time in the bathroom to get some peace and quiet from my wife and kids Confession Bear
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I'm glad she can't breed because she would be a terrible mother and her kids would be fucked.

I'm glad she can't breed because she would be a terrible mother and her kids would be fucked. Confession Bear
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Whenever I see a comment that really makes me angry I go to their profile and downvote everything in their history

Whenever I see a comment that really makes me angry I go to their profile and downvote everything in their history Confession Bear
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I'm terrified that I'll fall in love with a guy who won't be able to satisfy me in bed

I'm terrified that I'll fall in love with a guy who won't be able to satisfy me in bed Confession Bear
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I fucked a girl I worked with who was married, and her husband found out. I also fucked his sister. How do you think he found out it was me who fucked his wife?

I fucked a girl I worked with who was married, and her husband found out. I also fucked his sister. How do you think he found out it was me who fucked his wife? Confession Bear
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We're being evicted because the new owner won't rent to sex offenders. I'm contemplating dying in an "accident" so my wife can afford a nice house with the insurance money.

We're being evicted because the new owner won't rent to sex offenders. I'm contemplating dying in an
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I moved in with my dad 3 months agoand they think ive been doing great I've been depressed since I got here

I moved in with my dad 3 months agoand they think ive been doing great I've been depressed since I got here Confession Bear
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