Confession Bear

Went to a funeral for a friend's dad just so I had an excuse to skip school and get high

Went to a funeral for a friend's dad just so I had an excuse to skip school and get high  Confession Bear

I think my wife and I are headed for a divorce And I'm more scared than I've ever been

I think my wife and I are headed for a divorce And I'm more scared than I've ever been  Confession Bear

Sometimes I wish there was a Communist Russia to compete against So rich american employers would pay the same wages my parents had

Sometimes I wish there was  a Communist Russia to compete against So rich american employers would pay the same wages my parents had   Confession Bear

Whenever I see that a girl has a bathing suit pic I ogle her until I have a boner

Whenever I see that a girl has a bathing suit pic I ogle her until I have a boner  Confession Bear

WHEN I TEXT PEOPLE AND SEE THEY DON'T HAVE AN IPHONE I JUDGE THEM

WHEN I TEXT PEOPLE AND SEE THEY DON'T HAVE AN IPHONE I JUDGE THEM  Confession Bear

Michelle is still my favorite Destiny's Child

Michelle is still my favorite Destiny's Child  Confession Bear

Sometimes I wish I was a wizard So I could make my penis bigger

Sometimes I wish I was a wizard So I could make my penis bigger  Confession Bear

I once made a post about my girlfriend. I haven't had a girlfriend since I discovered reddit.

I once made a post about my girlfriend. I haven't had a girlfriend since I discovered reddit.   Confession Bear

I pee standing up Only because that's what's socially acceptable.

I pee standing up Only because that's what's socially acceptable.  Confession Bear

Whenever I see somebody using a cell phone that isn't an iPhone or a Galaxy S III I automatically assume they're poor.

Whenever I see somebody using a cell phone that isn't an iPhone or a Galaxy S III I automatically assume they're poor.  Confession Bear
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