Confession Bear

I get sad when I hear about a shooting on the news, until I find out it happened in a bad neighborhood.

I get sad when I hear about a shooting on the news, until I find out it happened  in a bad neighborhood.  Confession Bear

I like seeing people from my graduating class that got fat Because I got skinny

I like seeing people from my graduating class that got fat Because I got skinny  Confession Bear

Whenever I have to go to comments to figure out why content is being up voted I always up vote the person explaining, then in rage of time wasted I down vote the OP

Whenever I have to go to comments to figure out why content is being up voted I always up vote the person explaining, then in rage of time wasted I down vote the OP  Confession Bear

I once asked a girl out on April Fools So if she said no, I could play it off like I was kidding

I once asked a girl out on April Fools So if she said no, I could play it off like I was kidding  Confession Bear

When I hear about a celebrity doing hardcore drugs I really only care about the before and after photos

When I hear about a celebrity doing hardcore drugs I really only care about the before and after photos  Confession Bear

I think pictures of my dog are much cuter than pictures of my brother's baby

I think pictures of my dog  are much cuter than pictures of my brother's baby  Confession Bear

I didn't go to the gym today. Because I was afraid it would haboob and rain on my clean car.

I didn't go to the gym today. Because I was afraid it would haboob and rain on my clean car.  Confession Bear

I once farted on my girlfriend while she was the big spoon And I just pretended to be asleep

I once farted on my girlfriend while she was the big spoon And I just pretended to be asleep  Confession Bear

I am upset about the events in Boston today Because now reddit wont shut up about it for the next week.

I am upset about the events in Boston today Because now reddit wont shut up about it for the next week.  Confession Bear

I joked that this guy's crush liked him back He forced himself on her later that night

I joked that this guy's crush liked him back He forced himself on her later that night  Confession Bear
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