Confession Bear

Whenever I go to the cellphone stores in the Mall I put all the Apple products into developer restore mode

Whenever I go to the cellphone stores in the Mall I put all the Apple products into developer restore mode  Confession Bear

I won't look at anything labeled WTF on Reddit. Afraid it it will be a picture Kevin Ware's leg

I won't look at anything labeled WTF on Reddit. Afraid it it will be a picture Kevin Ware's leg  Confession Bear

I would actually bang the shit out of Nicki Minaj

I would actually bang the shit out of Nicki Minaj  Confession Bear

I wish N. Korea would bomb us So they would close school and this semester wouldn't count.

I wish N. Korea would bomb us So  they would close school and this semester wouldn't count.   Confession Bear

I stole thousands of dollars worth of DVD's from Walmart and now the self-checkouts are gone

I stole thousands of dollars worth of DVD's from Walmart and now the self-checkouts are gone  Confession Bear

Whenever I see a post that says "I found this" in /r/whatsinthisthing I am automatically suspect of the term "found" and assume they meant "stole"

Whenever I see a post that says

I hope North Korea can hit America A benefit concert for that would be amazing

I hope North Korea can hit America  A benefit concert for that would be amazing   Confession Bear

My friends and I were the Blue Man group for Halloween. One of us is colourblind and we painted him purple. He never found out.

My friends and I were the Blue Man group for Halloween. One of us is colourblind and we painted him purple. He never found out.  Confession Bear

Met amazing women in between two break-ups Stopped talking to them w/o warning because I was insecure from previous breakups.

Met amazing women in between two break-ups Stopped talking to them w/o warning because I was insecure from previous breakups. 
  Confession Bear

I hope that the person responsible for what happened in Boston is a white American So that other white Americans understand that extremism transcends race or creed.

I hope that the person responsible for what happened in Boston is a white American So that other white Americans understand that extremism transcends race or creed.   Confession Bear
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