Confession Bear

I am the prettiest girl that works at Anthropologie I crop-dust the customers all day

I am the prettiest girl that works at Anthropologie I crop-dust the customers all day  Confession Bear

I THINK AQUAMAN IS COOL AND I WISH I HAD HIS POWERS

I THINK AQUAMAN IS COOL AND I WISH I HAD HIS POWERS  Confession Bear

When my roommates are gone, I eat their food in small increments so they don't notice

When my roommates are gone,  I eat their food in small increments so they don't notice  Confession Bear

When White Hat was caught in a boat. I secretly wanted him to escape so the manhunt could continue.

When White Hat was caught in a boat. I secretly wanted him to escape so the manhunt could continue.  Confession Bear

ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY IS FOR MY GIRLFRIEND TO SAY "I LOVE YOU."

ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY IS FOR MY GIRLFRIEND TO SAY

If you compare any current U.S. politician to Hitler I hope you end up in a concentration camp

If you compare any current U.S. politician to Hitler I hope you end up in a concentration camp  Confession Bear

I think that shaved part of your head looks fucking stupid

I think that shaved part of your head looks fucking stupid  Confession Bear

I don't nag my girlfriend about smoking Because I think we will break up before it effects her

I don't nag my girlfriend about smoking Because I think we will break up before it effects her  Confession Bear

Im scared to post on reddit I might lose my precious karma.

Im scared to post on reddit I might lose my precious karma.  Confession Bear

Thrift Shop by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis is a horrible song

Thrift Shop by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis is a horrible song  Confession Bear
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