Confession Bear

I work as the head accountant at a family specialist lawyers firm. when i walk through reception in my crisp 2000 pound suit, i look down on every client i see.

I work as the head accountant at a family specialist lawyers firm. when i walk through reception in my crisp 2000 pound suit, i look down on every client i see.  Confession Bear

I have been a redditor for almost a year, have contributed almost nothing, and have earned no karma, And I act like I own the place.

I have been a redditor for almost a year, have contributed almost nothing, and have earned no karma, And I act like I own the place.  Confession Bear

I retaliate against bad drivers when I see them being discourteous to others

I retaliate against 
bad drivers when I see them being discourteous to others  Confession Bear

EVERYTIME I SEE AN ASIAN GIRL ON A GONEWILD POST I CANT FIGURE OUT IF IT WAS AN EX I DATED FOR 5 MONTHS

EVERYTIME I SEE AN ASIAN GIRL ON A GONEWILD POST I CANT FIGURE OUT IF IT WAS AN EX I DATED FOR 5 MONTHS  Confession Bear

If your dog is on a retractable leash I assume you're an irresponsible pet owner.

If your dog is on a retractable leash I assume you're an irresponsible pet owner.  Confession Bear

SOMETIMES I DON'T WASH MY HANDS AFTER PEEING BUT INSTEAD GET THEM SLIGHTLY WET SO IT APPEARS THAT I DID

SOMETIMES I DON'T WASH MY HANDS AFTER PEEING BUT INSTEAD GET THEM SLIGHTLY WET SO IT APPEARS THAT I DID  Confession Bear

I don't find the Modern Seinfeld Twitter feed funny At all

I don't find the Modern Seinfeld Twitter feed funny At all  Confession Bear

When ever someone refers to America as 'Murica I think they are very uneducated and look stupid

When ever someone refers to America as 'Murica I think they are very uneducated and look stupid  Confession Bear

I PRETEND TO BE STUPID AND IGNORANT AROUND MY FRINEDS TO GIVE THEM SOMETHING TO LAUGH ABOUT

I PRETEND TO BE STUPID AND IGNORANT AROUND MY FRINEDS TO GIVE THEM SOMETHING TO LAUGH ABOUT  Confession Bear

My family thinks that I started dieting I'm actually anorexic

My family thinks that I started dieting I'm actually anorexic  Confession Bear
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