Confession Bear

I use my dad's electric face shaver on my ballsack

I use my dad's electric face shaver on my ballsack  Confession Bear

I like Michelle Chamuel, I always vote and buy all her songs but I don't think she is the best one on the show.

I like Michelle Chamuel, I always vote and buy all her songs but I don't think she is the best one on the show.  Confession Bear

my facial trimmer and pube trimmer are the same thing

my facial trimmer and pube trimmer  are the same thing  Confession Bear

i'm actually bummed my dad finally started dieting because now he no longer comes home with taco bell or kfc every other night.

i'm actually bummed my dad finally started dieting because now he no longer comes home with taco bell or kfc every other night.  Confession Bear

I finally looked at /r/Spacedicks. I laughed.

I finally looked at /r/Spacedicks. I laughed.  Confession Bear

I think Ron Swanson Is a douchebag

I think Ron Swanson Is a douchebag  Confession Bear

Whenever a horrible mass killing happens Part of me wants the killer to get away with it just because I'd like to see a perfect crime

Whenever a horrible mass killing happens Part of me wants the killer to get away with it just because I'd like to see a perfect crime  Confession Bear

I enjoy paying camgirls to stuff pillows under their shirt and pretend they're pregnant with my baby. And lay "with" me in bed as we talk about plans for the nursery etc. My wife is sterile and it would devastate her to know I do this.

I enjoy paying camgirls to stuff pillows under their shirt and pretend they're pregnant with my baby.  And lay

SOMETIMES I UPDATE MY STATUS FROM MY PHONE WHILE IM AT HOME SO PEOPLE THINK IM OUT DOING FUN THINGS WITH MY FRIENDS

SOMETIMES I UPDATE MY STATUS FROM MY PHONE WHILE IM AT HOME SO PEOPLE THINK IM OUT DOING FUN THINGS WITH MY FRIENDS  Confession Bear

While I was a TA in a high school economics class I changed a girls answer so I could mark it wrong because I thought she was a bitch.

While I was a TA in a high school economics class I changed a girls answer so I could mark it wrong because I thought she was a bitch.  Confession Bear
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