Confession Bear

When I see someone with extensive facial tattoos I assume they've been in prison

When I see someone with extensive facial tattoos I assume 
they've been in prison  Confession Bear

after having sex with my girlfriend all I wanna do is go play video games by myself

after having sex with my girlfriend all I wanna do is go play video games by myself  Confession Bear

Today i hung up on a douchey customer at work... twice because i knew he would blame northern-alberta cell reception

Today i hung up on a douchey customer at work... twice because i knew he would blame northern-alberta cell reception   Confession Bear

I took a shower after doing a poop, I then used my wash cloth to wipe.

I took a shower after doing a poop, I then used my wash cloth to wipe.  Confession Bear

I enjoy going to trivia Because it is the only time nobody can use their cell phones

I enjoy going to trivia Because it is the only time nobody can use their cell phones  Confession Bear

I haven't upvoted or downvoted anyone today because I can't tell if they are an orangered or a periwinkle

I haven't upvoted or downvoted anyone today because I can't tell if they are an orangered or a periwinkle  Confession Bear

I wish Finding Dory was an April Fools joke I hate Disney because they make shitty Sequels just for the money.

I wish Finding Dory was an April Fools joke I hate Disney because they make shitty Sequels just for the money.  Confession Bear

I delete my facebook posts because I'm afraid my friends will judge me.

I delete my facebook posts   because I'm afraid my friends will judge me.  Confession Bear

I still like Dragonforce

I still like Dragonforce   Confession Bear

I was unbearably alone and unimaginably depressed until r/atheism showed me that I'm not the defective one

I was unbearably alone and unimaginably depressed until r/atheism showed me that I'm not the defective one  Confession Bear
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