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I tell my boss I'm very Catholic So I get more days off

I tell my boss I'm very Catholic So I get more days off Confession Bear
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I stick a tube into my anus and then pump air into my intestines it gives me a big round belly and I pretend I'm pregnant.

I stick a tube into my anus and then pump air into my intestines it gives me a big round belly and I pretend I'm pregnant. Confession Bear
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The only reason I'm nice to my grandmother is so she doesn't write me out of her will.

The only reason I'm nice to my grandmother is so she doesn't write me out of her will. Confession Bear
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If you are fat I automatically assume you're unhappy

If you are fat I automatically assume you're unhappy Confession Bear
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Whenever one of my roommates knocks on my door and asks if i'm jerkin it I tell him yes even if I'm not just so he won't bother me

Whenever one of my roommates knocks on my door and asks if i'm jerkin it I tell him yes even if I'm not just so he won't bother me Confession Bear
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I perfer the mild hot sauce But always order medium to seem like less of a wimp

I perfer the mild hot sauce But always order medium to seem like less of a wimp Confession Bear
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As a tomboy, I find it fascinating and incredibly sad when I see the total amazement of my male friends, when i'm dressed up

As a tomboy, I find it fascinating and incredibly sad when I see the total amazement of my male friends, when i'm dressed up Confession Bear
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I really wish you wouldn't thank me for my service

I really wish you wouldn't thank me for my service Confession Bear
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i think you guys should be thankful somebody cares about you that much

i think you guys should be thankful somebody cares about you that much Confession Bear
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I can't stand bacon

I can't stand bacon Confession Bear
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