Confession Bear

WHENEVER I'M DRINKING ALONE IN MY LIVINGROOM I PEE IN MY GF'S BALCONY FLOWERBOXES

WHENEVER I'M DRINKING ALONE IN MY LIVINGROOM I PEE IN MY GF'S BALCONY FLOWERBOXES  Confession Bear

Sometimes I don't poo in the morning Because I like the way it makes my farts smell

Sometimes I don't poo in the morning Because I like the way it makes my farts smell  Confession Bear

Every time there's a natural disaster or terrorist attack I think great less people polluting our over populated world

Every time there's a natural disaster or terrorist attack I think great less people polluting our over populated world  Confession Bear

I am a terrible person. Give me karma for it.

I am a terrible person. Give me karma for it.  Confession Bear

I'm trying to find a job where I can be on a computer cause I want to be able to browse reddit at work

I'm trying to find a job where I can be on a computer cause I want to be able to browse reddit at work  Confession Bear

Whenever i see a post ending in 99 my ocd makes me upvote it, no matter what it is

Whenever i see a post ending in 99 my ocd makes me upvote it, no matter what it is  Confession Bear

I buy cloth belts so my mom can't use them to spank my little brother

I buy cloth belts so my mom can't use them to spank my little brother  Confession Bear

when ordering appetizers with people i ask questions that require lengthy answers to get more food

when ordering appetizers with people i ask questions that require lengthy answers to get more food  Confession Bear

I'm a grown ass man And I just put "cake day" in an Outlook calendar reminder

I'm a grown ass man And I just put

I HONESTLY THINK THAT MY LIFE WOULD MAKE A GREAT MOVIE

I HONESTLY THINK THAT MY LIFE WOULD MAKE A GREAT MOVIE  Confession Bear
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