Confession Bear

I like going to funerals because I get to run red lights

I like going to funerals because I get to run red lights  Confession Bear

If you have a child as a teenager I automatically assume you're a slut

If you have a child as a teenager I automatically assume you're a slut  Confession Bear

saturday night live used to be edgy but now even their child molestation jokes seem tame

saturday night live used to be edgy but now even their child molestation jokes seem tame  Confession Bear

I slept through 12:12pm on 12/12/12 Because I was up until 12:12am on 12/12/12

I slept through 12:12pm on 12/12/12 Because I was up until 12:12am on 12/12/12  Confession Bear

I sound great when i sing alone until the music stops

I sound great when i sing alone until the music stops  Confession Bear

I actually like Gnome Shell

I actually like Gnome Shell  Confession Bear

I keep nude pics of all my partners in case they become famous

I keep nude pics of all my partners in case they become famous  Confession Bear

If my girlfriend's sister made a move on me, I don't think I'd be able to say no.

If my girlfriend's sister made a move on me, I don't think I'd be able to say no.  Confession Bear

If I could honestly wish for something it would be for the japanese to uncensor their hentai

If I could honestly wish for something it would be for the japanese to uncensor their hentai  Confession Bear

I've never had A twinkie

I've never had A twinkie   Confession Bear
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