Confession Bear

I order all of my food extra spicy So i dont have to share with my kids

I order all of my food extra spicy So i dont have to share with my kids  Confession Bear

I like mashed potatoes more than rice

I like mashed potatoes more than rice  Confession Bear

I believe anyone who is angry at the Boston bomber but doesn't care that this happens all the time in the Middle East is not truly angry on the principles of justice, but because this happened closer to home, which makes them a contradictory asshole.

I believe anyone who is angry at the Boston bomber but doesn't care that this happens all the time in the Middle East is not truly angry on the principles of justice, but because this happened closer to home, which makes them a contradictory asshole.  Confession Bear

I find fat girls completely unattractive and repulsive yet I am slightly overweight myself

 I find fat girls completely unattractive and repulsive yet I am slightly overweight myself  Confession Bear

If I knew I would get away with it I'd have "surprise sex" with her

If I knew I would get away with it I'd have

I wish there would be another national tragedy so everyone would shut up about Manti T'eo

I wish there would be another national tragedy so everyone would shut up about Manti T'eo  Confession Bear

I clean my room by moving one mess to another

I clean my room by moving one mess to another  Confession Bear

The night my friend disappeared he called me at his last known location I didn't answer the call and probably could have saved his life

The night my friend disappeared he called me at his last known location I didn't answer the call and probably could have saved his life  Confession Bear

I detach the toilet seat before I go to bed so when one of my roommates gets up to take a hangover dump they fall in the toilet

I detach the toilet seat before I go to bed so when one of my roommates gets up to take a hangover dump they fall in the toilet  Confession Bear

I'm a guy and i sit down to pee

I'm a guy and i sit down to pee  Confession Bear
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