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I hate kids and don't want to have one of my own but I want to donate sperm so I can meet them when they are older.

I hate kids and don't want to have one of my own but I want to donate sperm so I can meet them when they are older. Confession Bear
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sometimes i sit down to pee just because its more comfortable

sometimes i sit down to pee just because its more comfortable Confession Bear
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If you don't know the difference between "I'm" and "am" I automatically assume you're stupid

If you don't know the difference between
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I sent a cool gift the first time around I never got anything, so I refuse to participate again.

I sent a cool gift the first time around I never got anything, so I refuse to participate again. Confession Bear
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My now husband wanted to leave me a few years ago I said I was on the pill when I wasn't. We had a kid and decided to get married.

My now husband wanted to leave me a few years ago I said I was on the pill when I wasn't. We had a kid and decided to get married. Confession Bear
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I don't usually submit links on Reddit Because I'm too afraid of getting downvoted

I don't usually submit links on Reddit Because I'm too afraid of getting downvoted Confession Bear
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I'm grateful that feminists push high school girls' right to dress however they want because I'm a pedophile

I'm grateful that feminists push high school girls' right to dress however they want because I'm a pedophile Confession Bear
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I use the Facebook birthday notifications in the top right corner To decide who to delete from my friends list

I use the Facebook birthday notifications in the top right corner To decide who to delete from my friends list Confession Bear
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I buy food stamps from a crackhead to save money on groceries She's raising three kids alone and spends the money on drugs.

I buy food stamps from a crackhead to save money on groceries She's raising three kids alone and spends the money on drugs. Confession Bear
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I'm a poor student. My mom gave me money to buy my sister a birthday present. I went and bought things for myself and then got my sister's gift at the Dollar Store.

I'm a poor student. My mom gave me money to buy my sister a birthday present. I went and bought things for myself and then got my sister's gift at the Dollar Store. Confession Bear
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