Confession Bear

I had subscribed to more 18+ sub-reddits than normal ones So I made a second account for all of them.

I had subscribed to more 18+ sub-reddits than normal ones So I made a second account for all of them.  Confession Bear

My roommate never house trained his dog, who now pees all over the apartment So when he pisses me off, I pee a little on his bedroom floor and let him blame the dog.

My roommate never house trained his dog, who now pees all over the apartment So when he pisses me off, I pee a little on his bedroom floor and let him blame the dog.  Confession Bear

I am so sick of confession bear and irony

I am so sick of confession bear and irony  Confession Bear

I work at a library and misshelve the religion section on purpose

I work at a library and misshelve the religion section on purpose   Confession Bear

Sometimes I feel like Short people aren't real people

Sometimes I feel like Short people aren't real people  Confession Bear

I listen to NPR every day while driving to work I never donate during the pledge drive

I listen to NPR every day while driving to work I never donate during the pledge drive  Confession Bear

Sometimes when I need the boss' e-mail approval I crack his email and approve it myself

Sometimes when I need the boss' e-mail approval I crack his email and approve it myself  Confession Bear

If you insist on using a hyphenated last name everywhere you go I automatically assume that you're a needy little fucker that loves to give people a hard time

If you insist on using a hyphenated last name everywhere you go  I automatically assume that you're a needy little fucker that loves to give people a hard time  Confession Bear

When I see teenagers getting engaged I congratulate them, while assuming they'll be dvorced by 25

When I see teenagers getting engaged I congratulate them, while assuming they'll be dvorced by 25  Confession Bear

I try to hook up with single moms and fatter girls Because they usually have low self confidence

I try to hook up with single moms and  fatter girls Because they usually have low self confidence   Confession Bear
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