Confession Bear

If you can't spell I automatically assume you're an idiot

If you can't spell I automatically assume you're an idiot  Confession Bear

Ever since I saw Snakes on a Plane I refuse to sit on a toilet as I shit.

Ever since I saw Snakes on a Plane I refuse to sit on a toilet as I shit.  Confession Bear

I like it when people eavesdrop on my conversations because it makes me feel important

I like it when people eavesdrop on my conversations  because it makes me feel important  Confession Bear

If I see a YouTube link to a music video on r/music I automatically downvote it

If I see a YouTube link to a music video on r/music I automatically downvote it  Confession Bear

I silently upvote my BFFs posts While secretly stalking her reddit account

I silently upvote my BFFs posts While secretly stalking her reddit account  Confession Bear

I much prefer stale popcorn.

I much prefer stale popcorn.  Confession Bear

I WOULD GANGBANG EMMA STONE WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU GUYS

I WOULD GANGBANG EMMA STONE WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU GUYS  Confession Bear

I stole the cookie from the cookie jar.

I stole the cookie from the cookie jar.  Confession Bear

I find it satisfying when a mouthy old man gets hit especially when it's obvious that he expects to get away with it cause he's weak and old.

I find it satisfying when a
mouthy old man gets hit especially when it's obvious that he
expects to get away with it cause
he's weak and old.  Confession Bear

Sometimes I have sex with my girlfriend Just so that she'll leave the room afterwards to pee, and I can fart without her judgement

Sometimes I have sex with my girlfriend Just so that she'll leave the room afterwards to pee, and I can fart without her judgement  Confession Bear
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