Confession Bear

I still don't remember odd and even numbers I'm 22

I still don't remember odd and even numbers I'm 22  Confession Bear

I'm an atheist But I can't tell anyone because I have 2 jobs as a church organist

I'm an atheist But I can't tell anyone because I have 2 jobs as a church organist  Confession Bear

I never really liked reddit until I got RES

I never really liked reddit until I got RES  Confession Bear

I masturbate to bikini pics of girls who are friends with me on facebook

I masturbate  to bikini pics of girls who are friends with me on facebook  Confession Bear

My confessions are made up because I like the way karma feels.

My confessions are made up because I like the way karma feels.  Confession Bear

I unfollow friends on facebook when they have kids because they instantly become uninteresting to me

I unfollow friends on facebook when they have kids because they instantly become uninteresting to me  Confession Bear

Sometimes I sit down to pee So I can get on reddit for a few seconds

Sometimes I sit down to pee So I can get on reddit for a few seconds  Confession Bear

Whenever I see a bicyclist run through an intersection during a red light I hope he/she gets hit by a car as punishment for their ignorance and stupidity.

Whenever I see a bicyclist run through an intersection during a red light  I hope he/she gets hit by a car as punishment for their ignorance and stupidity.  Confession Bear

After I touch my balls I like to smell my hands

After I touch my balls I like to smell my hands  Confession Bear

I post facts I already knew to /r/todayilearned Because I'm a karma-whoring douchebag

I post facts I already knew to /r/todayilearned Because I'm a karma-whoring douchebag  Confession Bear
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