Confession Bear

Whenever I see a missing person ad for a young, teenage girl I usually assume they ran off with some older guy.

Whenever I see a missing person ad for a young, teenage girl I usually assume they ran off with some older guy.   Confession Bear

I told my project group members I wasn't available to Skype So they would do all the work

I told my project group members I wasn't available to Skype So they would do all the work  Confession Bear

My roommate is a heavy sleeper Late at night I don't even bother to leave the dorm room to fap

My roommate is a heavy sleeper Late at night I don't even bother to leave the dorm room to fap  Confession Bear

I tell everyone that I'm fatally allergic to avocado and coconut But I really just find the textures to both kinda nasty

I tell everyone that I'm fatally allergic to avocado and coconut But I really just find the textures to both kinda nasty  Confession Bear

I JUST WANT TO WATCH THE NEW WENDY'S GIRL SLOWLY GROW FAT FROM EATING WENDY'S

I JUST WANT TO WATCH THE NEW WENDY'S GIRL SLOWLY GROW FAT FROM EATING WENDY'S  Confession Bear

I DON'T WANT TO DATE FAT CHICKS BECAUSE THEY'RE FAT. I DON'T WANTTO DATE FAT CHICKS BECAUSE I ASSUME THEY'RE TOO LAZY.

I DON'T WANT TO DATE FAT CHICKS BECAUSE THEY'RE FAT. I DON'T WANTTO  DATE FAT CHICKS BECAUSE I ASSUME THEY'RE TOO LAZY.  Confession Bear

My boyfriend accidentally came on the couch I blamed it on the dog throwing up

My boyfriend accidentally came on the couch I blamed it on the dog throwing up  Confession Bear

WHILE FOOLING AROUND WITH MY EX-GF I KNEW HER COUSIN WAS WATCHING AND GETTING OFF ALL I DID WAS MAKE IT EASIER FOR HIM TO SEE

WHILE FOOLING AROUND WITH MY EX-GF I KNEW HER COUSIN WAS WATCHING AND GETTING OFF
 ALL I DID WAS MAKE IT EASIER FOR HIM TO SEE  Confession Bear

My friend is a douche about how much money he makes at his job Sometimes I wish he would get fired and his new truck reposessed

My friend is a douche about how much money he makes at his job Sometimes I wish he would get fired and his new truck reposessed  Confession Bear

After i take off my shoes and socks i dig out toenail jam, roll it in between my fingers, and smell it

After i take off my shoes and socks i dig out toenail jam, roll it in between my fingers, and smell it  Confession Bear
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