quickmeme: all your memes, gifs & funny pics in one place

view more »

Confession Bear

I LEAVE HBO ON BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP IN HOPES MY GIRLFRIEND WILL WAKE UP TO SEX MOVIES AND GET IN THE MOOD

I LEAVE HBO ON BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP IN HOPES MY GIRLFRIEND WILL WAKE UP TO SEX MOVIES AND GET IN THE MOOD Confession Bear
add your own caption

155 shares

I told my boss I was in the ER with my father, "after he had a heart attack"... so I could stay home and get high.

I told my boss I was in the ER with my father,
add your own caption

155 shares

convinced everyone that a brown student was the bomber he was found dead in a river a week later

convinced everyone that a brown student was the bomber he was found dead in a river a week later Confession Bear
add your own caption

155 shares

I don't find Ameristralia funny at all.

I don't find Ameristralia funny at all. Confession Bear
add your own caption

155 shares

If you speak with a southern drawl I will not take your argument seriously

If you speak with a southern drawl I will not take your argument seriously Confession Bear
add your own caption

155 shares

Sometimes I turn on sad music and think of things to make myself cry simply because it relieves a lot of built up stress

Sometimes I turn on sad music and think of things to make myself cry simply because it relieves a lot of built up stress Confession Bear
add your own caption

155 shares

IF YOU PEE IN THE SINK BECAUSE YOU'RE "TOO TALL" I ASSUME YOU'RE A LAZY, DISGUSTING, HORRIBLE PERSON

IF YOU PEE IN THE SINK BECAUSE YOU'RE
add your own caption

155 shares

You're not the only one who can prevent wildfires

You're not the only one who can prevent wildfires Confession Bear
add your own caption

155 shares

years of christian guilt and self-shame have rendered me incapable of any physical or emotional intimacy without having mild panic attacks

years of christian guilt and self-shame have rendered me incapable of any physical or emotional intimacy without having mild panic attacks Confession Bear
add your own caption

155 shares

I UNSUBBED FROM /R/ATHEISM BECAUSE IT'S TURNING INTO /R/LGBT

I UNSUBBED FROM /R/ATHEISM BECAUSE IT'S TURNING INTO /R/LGBT Confession Bear
add your own caption

155 shares

Like us for More!