Confession Bear

I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE A WOMAN I'VE KNOWN FOR ALMOST MY WHOLE LIFE BECAUSE SHE GOT CANCER

I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE A WOMAN I'VE KNOWN FOR ALMOST MY WHOLE LIFE BECAUSE SHE GOT CANCER  Confession Bear

In order to get more upvotes I use various european expressions and reference America as if I've never been there.

In order to get more upvotes I use various european expressions and reference America as if I've never been there.  Confession Bear

My ex roommate owed me $225 when I graduated and left I slashed his car tires on his graduation day.

My ex roommate owed me $225 when I graduated and left I slashed his car tires on his graduation day.  Confession Bear

I stole my ex and her bf's textbooks Then I burned the books and buried the ashes in my backyard

I stole my ex and her bf's textbooks Then I burned the books and buried the ashes in my backyard  Confession Bear

I watch teenage Jeopardy to make myself feel smart. I still get most of the answers wrong.

I watch teenage Jeopardy to make myself feel smart. I still get most of the answers wrong.  Confession Bear

I sometimes browse /r/atheism/new just for arguing with people

I sometimes browse /r/atheism/new just for arguing with people  Confession Bear

I don't tell my friend that I can see her nipples in some of the shirts she wears because it's the only way I'll ever get to see them

I don't tell my friend that I can see her nipples in some of the shirts she wears because it's the only way I'll ever get to see them  Confession Bear

Just found an old piece of spaghetti on my kitchen floor I picked it up and used it as a toothpick

Just found an old piece of spaghetti on my kitchen floor I picked it up and used it as a toothpick  Confession Bear

when telemarketers call my house I tell them I'm underage and that my mom is not home.

when telemarketers call my house I tell them I'm underage and that my mom is not home.    Confession Bear

all the controversy over simcity makes me want to buy it

all the controversy over simcity makes me want to buy it  Confession Bear
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