Confession Bear

Things are less funny to me When they're on the "new" page

Things are less funny to me When they're on the

I ALWAYS take a handful of "fancy ketchup" packets from WHATABURGER I wont taste anything this good for awhile.

I ALWAYS take a handful of

When things on my car break that are plausible, I lie to the insurance company and say I hit a deer so I don't have to pay for it.

When things on my car break that are plausible, I lie to the insurance company and say I hit a deer so I don't have to pay for it.  Confession Bear

I clean my balls in the shower with the same loofah that my gf cleans her face and body with

I clean my balls in the shower with the same loofah that my gf cleans her face and body with   Confession Bear

I once released a pokemon when I was a kid The memories still haunt me.

I once released a pokemon when I was a kid The memories still haunt me.  Confession Bear

I'm a 23 year old male And I don't like blowjobs

I'm a 23 year old male And I don't like blowjobs  Confession Bear

I broke up with my abusive boyfriend But am still involved in his life, trying to be his friend and help him with his alcoholism.

I broke up with my abusive boyfriend But am still involved in his life, trying to be his friend and help him with his alcoholism.  Confession Bear

I use to catch spiders and release them in my g/f's room so she'd have a reason to invite me over

I use to catch spiders and release them in my g/f's room so she'd have a reason to invite me over  Confession Bear

I like comic sans

I like comic sans   Confession Bear

I think you're an idiotic karma whore if you repost Seriously, at least wait a few days

I think you're an idiotic karma whore if you repost Seriously, at least wait a few days  Confession Bear
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