Confession Bear

I pee in beer cans cuz im too lazy to walk 25 feet to the bathroom

I pee in beer cans cuz im too lazy to walk 25 feet to the bathroom  Confession Bear

I upvote every post about North Korea attacking So America falls into mass hysteria

I upvote every post about North Korea attacking So America falls into mass hysteria  Confession Bear

I downvote everyone's comments in posts I comment on So mine is the top comment

I downvote everyone's comments in posts I comment on So mine is the top comment  Confession Bear

If you use this meme I automatically assume you're inventing cruel and inhuman stuff for karma

If you use this meme I automatically assume you're inventing cruel and inhuman stuff for karma  Confession Bear

I picked the same research paper topic for two similar classes so I can turn in the same paper twice

I picked the same research paper topic for two similar classes so I can turn in the same paper twice  Confession Bear

I don't want to waste my vacation time on people who didn't want to talk to me in High School

I don't want to waste my vacation time on people who didn't want to talk to me in High School  Confession Bear

If you tell me you were fired cuz your boss didn't like you I assume you're a loser with a poor work ethic.

If you tell me you were fired cuz your boss didn't like you I assume you're a loser with a poor work ethic.  Confession Bear

I have a stable, passionate, long-distance relationship with a man that doesn't realize I'm a man.

I have a stable, passionate, long-distance relationship with a man that doesn't realize I'm a man.  Confession Bear

I pretend to be stupid at things I don't like to do so that they don't make me do it again.

I pretend to be stupid at things I don't like to do so that they don't make me do it again.  Confession Bear

When women do their make-up for a night out I actually think they look worse

When women do their make-up for a night out I actually think they look worse  Confession Bear
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