Confession Bear

I just want to run over everyone who jogs in the road

I just want to run over everyone who jogs in the road  Confession Bear

I enjoy the nsfw links in /r/WTF More than the links in /r/nsfw or /r/gonewild

I enjoy the nsfw links in /r/WTF More than the links in /r/nsfw or /r/gonewild  Confession Bear

I hate my roommate so much that I have researched how much a hitman would cost to kill her

I hate my roommate so much that I have researched how much a hitman would cost to kill her  Confession Bear

GIVING MY ARSEHOLE A PROPER GOOD SCRATCH IS OFTEN MORE PLEASURABLE THAN WANKING

GIVING MY ARSEHOLE A PROPER GOOD SCRATCH IS OFTEN MORE PLEASURABLE THAN WANKING  Confession Bear

I once caused a friend's computer to catch a virus/malware and die. Let his girlfriend take the blame, hooked up with her and still have not told him about it. They're now married.

I once caused a friend's computer to catch a virus/malware and die. Let his girlfriend take the blame, hooked up with her and still have not told him about it. They're now married.  Confession Bear

Every time I see Malicious Advice Mallard I downvote because advice dog was better

Every time I see Malicious Advice Mallard  I downvote because advice dog was better  Confession Bear

Because I hate my co-worker so much I'm trying to get her fired.

Because I hate my co-worker so much I'm trying to get her fired.  Confession Bear

I only help my customers with their bags Because they are so god dammed slow

I only help my customers with their bags Because they are so god dammed slow  Confession Bear

When she doesn't update her twitter for a few days I secretly hope she has died

When she doesn't update her twitter for a few days I secretly hope she has died  Confession Bear

i have no idea what leroy jenkins is from

i have no idea what leroy jenkins is from  Confession Bear
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