Confession Bear

If I meet you through the group of people I party with I immediately assume your easy or slutty

If I meet you through the group of people I party with  I immediately assume your easy or slutty  Confession Bear

Some of the best sex I have Is with ugly girls

Some of the best sex I have Is with ugly girls  Confession Bear

I am unqualified for my job but it's hard to find work so I just do the minimum amount and hope I don't get fired

I am unqualified for my job but it's hard to find work so I just do the minimum amount and hope I don't get fired  Confession Bear

Whenever I see low sodium and regular soy sauce bottles at restaurants I switch the caps after I finish my meal

Whenever I see low sodium and regular soy sauce bottles at restaurants I switch the caps after I finish my meal  Confession Bear

I talked my roommate into signing up for online dating. His first date turned into a relationship, none of mine have and I tried for years.

I talked my roommate into signing up for online dating. His first date turned into a relationship, none of mine have and I tried for years.  Confession Bear

I thought that the clothed Pamela Anderson picture was a lot better than the nude one.

I thought that the clothed Pamela Anderson picture was a lot better than the nude one.  Confession Bear

I hope my girlfriend doesn't find a new place to live until the last minute Because I absolutely hate the people she wants to move in with

I hope my girlfriend doesn't find a new place to live until the last minute Because I absolutely hate the people she wants to move in with  Confession Bear

I am pretty good at lying and do it compulsively Because it's usually the first thing to come out of my mouth

I am pretty good at lying and do it compulsively Because it's usually the first thing to come out of my mouth  Confession Bear

When ever I read/hear a clever insult and someone says burn after I find it less funny and clever

When ever I read/hear a clever insult and someone says burn after I find it less funny and clever   Confession Bear

When I take a shit in a public restroom I wait until everyone leaves the room so nobody knows it was me

When I take a shit in a public restroom I wait until everyone leaves the room so nobody knows it was me  Confession Bear
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