Confession Bear

I enjoy being overweight it lets me know who my real friends are and who the intolerant douches are

I enjoy being overweight it lets me know who my real friends are and who the intolerant douches are  Confession Bear

I would go back in time and murder this innocent bear Just to stop this meme from ever happening

I would go back in time and murder this innocent bear Just to stop this meme from ever happening  Confession Bear

I apply a temporary fix to my nephews laptop So he has to keep visiting me every couple weeks

I apply a temporary fix to my nephews laptop So he has to keep visiting me every couple weeks  Confession Bear

I pretend my failing job search is hurting me more than it actually is so my codependent mother doesn't realize that she is just as stressful to me

I pretend my failing job search is hurting me more than it actually is so my codependent mother doesn't realize that she is just as stressful to me  Confession Bear

I PRETEND I DON'T NOTICE PEOPLE I KNOW, WHEN WALKING SO I DON'T HAVE TO TALK TO THEM

I PRETEND I DON'T NOTICE PEOPLE I KNOW, WHEN WALKING SO I DON'T HAVE TO TALK TO THEM  Confession Bear

I'm surprised I haven't killed myself yet. Nobody likes me, i am overweight, and i am ugly.

I'm surprised I haven't killed myself yet. Nobody likes me, i am overweight, and i am ugly.  Confession Bear

I hate every second of living with my roommate The only reason I haven't kicked her out is because she would take the couch with her when she goes

I hate every second of living with my roommate The only reason I haven't kicked her out is because she would take the couch with her when she goes  Confession Bear

Attending my ex GF's birthday So I can hit on her friends

Attending my ex GF's birthday So I can hit on her friends  Confession Bear

I just punched a wall out of anger like a jackass.

I just punched a wall out of anger like a jackass.  Confession Bear

I wish I had seen my grandfather in the hospital 1 last time So that I could say good bye

I wish I had seen my grandfather in the hospital 1 last time So that I could say good bye  Confession Bear
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