Confession Bear

When I was younger I thought that black people were monkeys behind bars Because the only time I had ever seen them was when I would go to visit my dad in prison

When I was younger I thought that black people were monkeys behind bars  Because the only time I had ever seen them was when I would go to visit my dad in prison  Confession Bear

I use a cool black and green terminal to impress noobs

I use a cool black and green terminal to impress noobs  Confession Bear

I wish every cop Would die in the line of duty

I wish every cop Would die in the line of duty  Confession Bear

I've paid to rent a movie on my Roku player Because I'm too lazy to get up and load the DVD I already own.

I've paid to rent a movie on my Roku player Because I'm too lazy to get up and load the DVD I already own.  Confession Bear

I licked it

I licked it   Confession Bear

I always pictured myself as a funny guy 'til I joined reddit.

I always pictured myself as a funny guy 'til I joined reddit.  Confession Bear

if you look at me upside down i am actually pretty happy

if you look at me upside  down i am actually pretty happy  Confession Bear

When a cute clerk gives me my change I move my fingers so she has to touch my hand.

When a cute clerk gives me my change I move my fingers so she has to touch my hand.  Confession Bear

"I found him just wandering around" You just stole someone's cat

If your baby is fatter than most babys I automatically think you're a bad parent

If your baby is fatter than most babys I automatically think you're a bad parent  Confession Bear
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