Confession Bear

at chipotle i take about 200 napkins, 50 forks/spoons, and even a bottle of Tabasco if I feel like it

at chipotle i take about 200 napkins, 50 forks/spoons, and even a bottle of Tabasco if I feel like it   Confession Bear

I'm glad my housemate's girlfriend broke up with him Because now he's around more often

I'm glad my housemate's girlfriend broke up with him Because now he's around more often  Confession Bear

WHEN I SEE GIRLS SMOKING I AUTOMATICALLY THINK THEY ARE UNATTRACTIVE AND REPULSIVE.

WHEN I SEE GIRLS SMOKING I AUTOMATICALLY THINK THEY ARE UNATTRACTIVE AND REPULSIVE.  Confession Bear

I know Valentines day is a superficial, misogynistic holiday But I really want to be that stereotypical girl for once

I know Valentines day is a superficial, misogynistic holiday But I really want to be that stereotypical girl for once  Confession Bear

I pick my boogers and wipe them on walls or flick them at unsuspecting victims and I'm an adult

I pick my boogers and wipe them on walls or flick them at unsuspecting victims and I'm an adult  Confession Bear

I'm waiting until my parents and grandparents die so no one is too upset when I kill myself.

I'm waiting until my parents and grandparents die so no one is too upset when I kill myself.  Confession Bear

I want to hear more about microsoft Than his charities

I want to hear more about microsoft Than his charities  Confession Bear

I can identify girls on r/gonewild by certain backgrounds inside their houses before even reading their username I'm not proud

I can identify girls on r/gonewild by certain backgrounds inside their houses before even reading their username I'm not proud  Confession Bear

I have jerked off at most of my friend's house Whenever the laundry was stored in their bathroom cabinet I would look for their mom's underwear and use it to jerk off.

I have jerked off at most of my friend's house Whenever the laundry was stored in their bathroom cabinet I would look for their mom's underwear and use it to jerk off.  Confession Bear

The only time my husband help clean the house is when we expect company so I intentionally invite his family for bbq on random weekends

The only time my husband help clean the house is when we expect company so I intentionally invite his family for bbq on random weekends  Confession Bear
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