Confession Bear

when it's someone's birthday on facebook i first have to check if other people already congratulated the person because I have the irrational fear that they put up a fake birthday date to weed out people like me who don't know their actual birthday date

when it's someone's birthday on facebook i first have to check if other people already congratulated the person because I have the irrational fear that they put up a fake birthday date to weed out people like me who don't know their actual birthday date  Confession Bear

I matched my two best friends up, and now they practically spend every moment together I really regret it because I'm lonely and really want them to break up

I matched my two best friends up, and now they practically spend every moment together I really regret it because I'm lonely and really want them to break up  Confession Bear

When I take my dog for a walk I throw his bag of poop in my neighbors garbage can.

When I take my dog for a walk I throw his bag of poop in my neighbors garbage can.  Confession Bear

My cousin died 16 years ago I still think it would have been better had it been me.

My cousin died 16 years ago I still think it would have been better had it been me.  Confession Bear

Opened web browser but forgot what I was going to do... Back to masturbating.

Opened web browser but forgot what I was going to do... Back to masturbating.  Confession Bear

So I ran across the street in front of them, making the first car stop short and causing a collision at the fault of the tailgater

So I ran across the street in front of them, making the first car stop short and causing a collision at the fault of the tailgater  Confession Bear

I hate This meme

I hate This meme  Confession Bear

When our house gets low on toilet paper, I hide rolls in the bathroom drawers so I don't have to wipe with paper towels like the rest of my roommates

When our house gets low on toilet paper, I hide rolls in the bathroom drawers so I don't have to wipe with paper towels like the rest of my roommates  Confession Bear

When something really bad happens to someone because they were being stupid I don't care, because I consider it a 'wake-up-call' that will benefit them.

When something really bad happens to someone because they were being stupid I don't care, because I consider it a 'wake-up-call' that will benefit them.  Confession Bear

I once pulled the fire alarm in high school They pinned it on a goth girl who had cuts on her arms and obviously had some physiological problems, I don't know where they sent her but I never saw her again

I once pulled the fire alarm in high school They pinned it on a goth girl who had cuts on her arms and obviously had some physiological problems, I don't know where they sent her but I never saw her again  Confession Bear
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