Confession Bear

If you lose your job because you were on reddit at work I assume you are a lousy worker in the first place and your boss was just looking for an excuse to get rid of you.

If you lose your job because you were on reddit at work I assume you are a lousy worker in the first place and your boss was just looking for an excuse to get rid of you.  Confession Bear

I haven't talk to a single person today Just talked out loud to make sure I still have a voice

I haven't talk to a single person today Just talked out loud to make sure I still have a voice  Confession Bear

I wish the Westboro Baptist Church had been picketing the finish line of the Boston marathon

I wish the Westboro Baptist Church had been picketing the finish line of the Boston marathon  Confession Bear

Whenever my girlfriend drives us somewhere I fear for my life

Whenever my girlfriend drives us somewhere I fear for my life  Confession Bear

I bought a slutty costume

 I bought a slutty costume  Confession Bear

WHEN OBAMA WAS ELECTED MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS "WE'RE GONNA HAVE A FIFTH PRESIDENT ASSASSINATED"

WHEN OBAMA WAS ELECTED MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS

I don't smoke but I keep a pack at work. Just so I can take smoke breaks & put them back in the pack after.

I don't smoke but I keep a pack at work. Just so I can take smoke breaks & put them back in the pack after.  Confession Bear

I always downvote any Pokemon post without even reading it.

I always downvote any Pokemon post without even reading it.  Confession Bear

Actually, I remember everything that I did while drunk.

Actually,  I remember everything that I did while drunk.  Confession Bear

I vape while i poo

I vape while i poo  Confession Bear
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