Confession Bear

If taking howling abyss away would keep Nasus and red elixir from getting nerfed i would do it

If taking howling abyss away would keep Nasus and red elixir from getting nerfed i would do it  Confession Bear

I look down on almost everyone my age that I know who has already had a kid

I look down on almost everyone my age that I know who has already had a kid   Confession Bear

When an ugly girl comes up to try and start conversation with me I talk in a thick German accent and act like I can't understand most of what they're saying

When an ugly girl comes up to try and start conversation with me I talk in a thick German accent and act like I can't understand most of what they're saying  Confession Bear

If you don't like the same kind of music as me I'm probably not that fond of you

If you don't like the same kind of music as me I'm probably not that fond of you  Confession Bear

When I go to the supermarket, I like to hang out in the refrigerated section When women are in that section the cold makes their nipples poke out

When I go to the supermarket, I like to hang out in the refrigerated section When women are in that section the cold makes their nipples poke out  Confession Bear

Working drive-thru, I judged customer nationality by their order... Azns - Nuggets w/ Sweet & Sour. Orange Soda Mexicans - Anything. w/ Salsa. Coke. Blacks - Nuggets w/ BBQ Sauce. Sprite Russians - Filet O Fish. Mayonaise for the fries. "Pepsi"

Working drive-thru, I judged customer nationality by their order... Azns - Nuggets w/ Sweet & Sour. Orange Soda
Mexicans - Anything. w/ Salsa. Coke.
Blacks - Nuggets w/ BBQ Sauce. Sprite
Russians - Filet O Fish. Mayonaise for the fries.

first night out without my wife in a year Can't stop thinking about a girl that was there with my friend's girlfriend.

first night out without my wife in a year Can't stop thinking about a girl that was there with my friend's girlfriend.   Confession Bear

I think that cosplaying is fucking stupid.

I think that cosplaying  is fucking stupid.  Confession Bear

I LIED TO EVERYONE I'M NOT EVEN A REAL PROFESSOR

I LIED TO EVERYONE  I'M NOT EVEN A REAL PROFESSOR   Confession Bear

I wish the door was a push not a pull So I could have broken her face and pretended to be sorry for it

I wish the door was a push not a pull So I could have broken her face and pretended to be sorry for it  Confession Bear
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