Confession Bear

I THOUGHT JIMMY BUFFET AND WARREN BUFFET WERE THE SAME PERSON BEFORE I STARTED DATING AN ECON MAJOR

I THOUGHT JIMMY BUFFET AND WARREN BUFFET WERE THE SAME PERSON BEFORE I STARTED DATING AN ECON MAJOR  Confession Bear

I'm afraid of buying a gun Because I might pull the trigger on myself

I'm afraid of buying a gun Because I might pull the trigger on myself  Confession Bear

I'm disgusted by Anal sex

I'm disgusted by  Anal sex  Confession Bear

When my FB friends post pictures of their kids, I'm always tempted to respond: "So glad he/she survived! Is the disfigurement temporary?"

When my FB friends post pictures of their kids, I'm always tempted to respond:

My next door neighbor Larry was a mean bully. So one night I broke into his house and tied his mouth with a rag. Then I dragged him by his ankles into the middle of a forest and stuffed him in a big plastic bag. If the cops ever found him, I don't know wh

My next door neighbor Larry was a mean bully. So one night I broke into his house and tied his mouth with a rag. Then I dragged him by his ankles into the middle of a forest and stuffed him in a big plastic bag. If the cops ever found him, I don't know wh  Confession Bear

Grew up in a non-religous family with almost no religious talk ever happening Just want to make a good "christian mom" meme while being truthful

Grew up in a non-religous family with almost no religious talk ever happening Just want to make a good

I hate lettuce but never say "no lettuce" when I order a sandwich so I don't look like a kid.

I hate lettuce but never say

I'm a dog person Anything you post with a cat, i will downvote

I'm a dog person Anything you post with a cat, i will downvote  Confession Bear

I sometimes go onto /r/askreddit and just upvote everyone

I sometimes go onto /r/askreddit and just upvote everyone  Confession Bear

I report my netflix dvd returns as not being received so i don't have to wait as long for the next one to ship

I report my netflix dvd returns as not being received so i don't have to wait as long for the next one to ship  Confession Bear
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