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This is the most I've ever liked /r/circlejerk

This is the most I've ever liked /r/circlejerk  Confession Bear

I ate a Big mac once

I ate  a Big mac once   Confession Bear

I don't know about you guys But i prefer simple bongs without all the hoobajoobs

I don't know about you guys But i prefer simple bongs without all the hoobajoobs  Confession Bear

If you call yourself 'dapper' I automatically hate you

If you call yourself 'dapper' I automatically hate you  Confession Bear

everyone thinks im happy and I love my life I hate it and I am very depressed

everyone thinks im happy and I love my life I hate it and I am very depressed  Confession Bear

Went out of my way to return a wallet to its owner After stealing all $300 in it and saying I found it that way

Went out of my way to return a wallet to its owner After stealing all $300 in it and saying I found it that way  Confession Bear

My sister's dog pooped on the floor and she refused to clean it up So I sprinkled cheese on it so the dog would eat it and save me the work

My sister's dog pooped on the floor and she refused to clean it up So I sprinkled cheese on it so the dog would eat it and save me the work  Confession Bear

Sex is more fun with my sister than my girlfriend Because she has an IUD and I hate condoms

Sex is more fun with my sister than my girlfriend Because she has an IUD and I hate condoms  Confession Bear

I've been in love with one of my best friends for two years That's the real reason why none of my relationships have lasted more than 3 weeks

I've been in love with one of my best friends for two years That's the real reason why none of my relationships have lasted more than 3 weeks  Confession Bear

If I had a retarded kid I wouldn't have a kid anymore

If I had a retarded kid I wouldn't have a kid anymore  Confession Bear
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