Confession Bear

If you take the city bus I automatically think you are poor.

If you take the city bus I automatically think you are poor.   Confession Bear

If you're willing to fight the government to keep your guns I automatically assume you're a fucking lunatic that shouldn't be allowed to have a gun.

If you're willing to fight the government to keep your guns I automatically assume you're a fucking lunatic that shouldn't be allowed to have a gun.  Confession Bear

I don't care about athletes when they're not playing their sport.

I don't care about athletes when they're not playing their sport.  Confession Bear

Sometimes I pretend my Keurig is a basketball hoop and slam dunk my k-cup before brewing it

Sometimes I pretend my Keurig is a basketball hoop and slam dunk my k-cup before brewing it  Confession Bear

Most of the times I pee in the sink.

Most of the times I pee in the sink.  Confession Bear

If you get a divorce and there was no violence, abuse, substance addiction or infidelity I think you're a quitter that didn't mean any of the vows you took

If you get a divorce and there was no violence, abuse, substance addiction or infidelity I think you're a quitter that didn't mean any of the vows you took  Confession Bear

Every time I see Downvoting Roman, I downvote him.

Every time I see Downvoting Roman, I downvote him.  Confession Bear

I honestly don't see the big deal with eating horse meat.

I honestly don't see the big deal with eating horse meat.  Confession Bear

I work at a bar and am friendly with the regulars I secretly judge them for being alcoholics

I work at a bar and am friendly with the regulars I secretly judge them for being alcoholics  Confession Bear

I enjoy sniffing my balls, toe-jam and ear wax after I probe them with my finger It relaxes me

I enjoy sniffing my balls,  toe-jam and ear wax after I probe them with my finger It relaxes me  Confession Bear
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