Confession Bear

I badly explain good shows to my parents So they don't ask me to watch the shows with them

I badly explain good shows to my parents So they don't ask me to watch the shows with them  Confession Bear

I'm the one in the office That leaves time left on the microwave

I'm the one in the office That leaves time left on the microwave  Confession Bear

I make plans with people I know will flake Because I don't actually want to do anything but still feel like I connect with people

I make plans with people I know will flake Because I don't actually want to do anything but still feel like I connect with people  Confession Bear

I feel bad because I think I've slept with too many people I'm a dude

I feel bad because I think I've slept with too many people I'm a dude  Confession Bear

I really don't give a shit if they raise taxes on people making over $250K

I really don't give a shit if they raise taxes on people making over $250K  Confession Bear

I register for certain classes to see if the roster has any hot girls

I register for certain classes to see if the roster has any hot girls  Confession Bear

I use my flatmates razor to shave my balls and butthole

I use my flatmates razor to shave my balls and butthole  Confession Bear

I really don't like Confession Bear

I really don't like Confession Bear  Confession Bear

Found out brother was arrested last night on a 2 year old warrant for violating parole. Serves him right.

Found out brother was arrested last night on a 2 year old warrant for violating parole.  Serves him right.   Confession Bear

I lied about a confession bear story Because I wanted the internet to like me

I lied about a confession bear story Because I wanted the internet to like me  Confession Bear
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