Confession Bear

I finally got Reddit Gold by insulting my girlfriend

I finally got Reddit Gold by insulting my girlfriend  Confession Bear

My sister had a delicious breakfast I murdered her Egg McMuffin and blamed it on the dog

My sister had a delicious breakfast I murdered her Egg McMuffin and blamed it on the dog  Confession Bear

I called in sick to work today I just wanted to vape, play computer games and touch myself

I called in sick to work today I just wanted to vape, play computer games and touch myself  Confession Bear

90% of the time the clothes are still damp and they need a few more minutes in the dryer no they aren't and no they don't

90% of the time the clothes are still damp and they need a few more minutes in the dryer no they aren't  and no they don't  Confession Bear

I Havent been looking for work the last few months Because I earn more on unemployment than working

I Havent been looking for work the last few months Because I earn more on unemployment than working  Confession Bear

When my cat annoys me I fart on him

When my cat annoys me I fart on him  Confession Bear

I have never seen any of the Star Wars movies and I have no desire to watch them

I have never seen any of the Star Wars movies and I have no desire to watch them  Confession Bear

I DELIBERATELY WAITED UNTIL AFTER MY GIRLFRIEND'S BIRTHDAY TO ASK HER OUT SO I DIDN'T HAVE TO GET HER A PRESENT

I DELIBERATELY WAITED UNTIL AFTER MY GIRLFRIEND'S BIRTHDAY TO ASK HER OUT SO I DIDN'T HAVE TO GET HER A PRESENT  Confession Bear

I DO NOT ENJOY PLAYING PORTAL

I DO NOT ENJOY PLAYING PORTAL  Confession Bear

Whenever I'm in an extremely boring class I pretend the whole school is a bunch of Pokemon Trainers

Whenever I'm in an extremely boring class I pretend the whole school is a bunch of Pokemon Trainers  Confession Bear
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