Confession Bear

I delete people from Facebook on their birthdays

I delete people from Facebook on their birthdays   Confession Bear

I spread my cheeks when I fart So I don't make a noise and my wife won't yell at me.

I spread my cheeks when I fart So I don't make a noise and my wife won't yell at me.   Confession Bear

I support my girlfriends drug habit financially Because none of her other diets worked

I support my girlfriends drug habit financially Because none of her other diets worked  Confession Bear

I fuck up on purpose so my parents have something to agree on and stop hating each other

I fuck up on purpose so my parents have something to agree on and stop hating each other  Confession Bear

if i wouldn't wish you a happy birthday in real life i won't do it over facebook

if i wouldn't wish you a happy birthday in real life i won't do it over facebook  Confession Bear

When ever someone talks about how they quit smoking I have to have a cigarette

When ever someone talks about how they quit smoking I have to have a cigarette  Confession Bear

I only talk to my dad So he will keep giving me money

I only talk to my dad So he will keep giving me money  Confession Bear

I ONLY WORK OUT SO I CAN EAT MORE

I ONLY WORK OUT SO I CAN EAT MORE  Confession Bear

I went to go see Movie 43 Because during peter farrelly's AMA, he told me it was gonna be funny

I went to go see Movie 43 Because during peter farrelly's  AMA, he told me it was gonna be funny  Confession Bear

It's hard for me to pee in a urinal if there are other people around

It's hard for me to pee in a urinal if there are other people around  Confession Bear
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