Confession Bear

I used Comic Sans For every assignment in Elementary School

I used Comic Sans  For every assignment in Elementary School  Confession Bear

I used to think that girls peed out of their butts because they always sat down

I used to think that girls peed out of their butts  because they always sat down   Confession Bear

If I have to go outside to the front of the house to work on something and there are other people (even kids) chilling in the cul-de-sac, I shy away to the backyard instead

If I have to go outside to the front of the house to work on something and there are other people (even kids) chilling in the cul-de-sac, I shy away to the backyard instead  Confession Bear

I don't tell people how to do things Because I like knowing that I can do something others can't.

I don't tell people how to do things Because I like knowing that I can do something others can't.  Confession Bear

I was a Boy Scout when I was young. I just never mentioned i was an Atheist.

I was a Boy Scout when I was young. I just never mentioned i was an Atheist.  Confession Bear

I never got to play FR/LG or R/S/E

I never got to play FR/LG or R/S/E  Confession Bear

My girlfriend said she wanted a kid So I got a vasectomy without telling her

My girlfriend said she wanted a kid So I got a vasectomy without telling her  Confession Bear

Spend the entire dinner secretly hoping my father-in-law will say something mildly out of touch So I can pretend to be offended and go play around on Reddit

Spend the entire dinner secretly hoping my father-in-law will say something mildly out of touch So I can pretend to be offended and go play around on Reddit  Confession Bear

I bought two cups of froyo So the Mexican guy behind the counter wouldn't think I'm alone

I bought two cups of froyo So the Mexican guy behind the counter wouldn't think I'm alone  Confession Bear

I automatically downvote every confession bear Because this isn't fucking postsecret

I automatically downvote every confession bear Because this isn't fucking postsecret  Confession Bear
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