Confession Bear

I would have probably upvoted you, but since you said those words I downvoted you to self- fulfill your prophecy.

I would have probably upvoted you, but since you said those words I downvoted you to self- fulfill your prophecy.  Confession Bear

I'm subscribed to /r/atheism Even though I'm not an atheist

I'm subscribed to /r/atheism Even though I'm not an atheist   Confession Bear

Told a nice woman to have a good day I lied. I wanted her to have a great day.

Told a nice woman to have a good day I lied. I wanted her to have a great day.  Confession Bear

I thought MacGyver Was a fake show made up for The Simpsons

I thought MacGyver Was a fake show made up for The Simpsons  Confession Bear

I judge people who go to community college But I secretly wish I just had my damn associates already

I judge people who go to community college But I secretly wish I just had my damn associates already  Confession Bear

I think the labels they give children are terrible but... I'm really honored that they found me attractive enough to work for them

I think the labels they give children are terrible but... I'm really honored that they found me attractive enough to work for them  Confession Bear

I only wash my hands at work so it looks like im working

I only wash my hands at work so it looks like im working  Confession Bear

I check his facebook So I know why he isn't paying me

I check his facebook So I know why he isn't paying me  Confession Bear

I let homeless and old people get on the bus before me So I can sit far away from their smelliness

I let homeless and old people get on the bus before me So I can sit far away from their smelliness  Confession Bear

Noticed toilet was clogged with paper towels in university bathroom Still lined the toilet. Still took a huge dump. Still left it more clogged.

Noticed toilet was clogged with paper towels
in university bathroom Still lined the toilet.
Still took a huge dump.
Still left it more clogged.  Confession Bear
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